disarmedgamer:

luxtempestas:

somebody take this computer away from me

But green is not a creative colour 

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

karlimeaghan:

In honour of Father’s Day, me with my dads 4 years ago (the bottom one is my fave pic of the three of us).

barleytea:

u tryin to start shit labelle

I’m loving the new game so much.

…

;_;

korratulations:

°☆.。.:*・°☆.。 KORRATULATIONS’S 3DS GIVEAWAY°☆.。.:*・°☆.。

   ( this baby’s been used for a bit of mario kart/pokemon but that’s it)

 To Commemorate My Zero Followers Mark  // Denouncing Video Games

I am giving away my 3DS that I have barely used, the only thing that is missing is the SD card because I couldn’t remove the 1000’s of selfies.

So If you are planning to buy Pokemon X or Y and lack a 3DS here’s your chance & here are the rules:

• Reblog this post to enter ; multiple reblogs are welcome
  
•  EDIT: The Winner Picking date is June 25th / was July 15th but that’s really far and I’ll probably forget if we wait too long.
  
• Oh and the usual stuff like :  ask box open, legs spread apart
  
•  Will ship to most places , just please don’t live in the South Pole
  
• It’d be kind of you to check out my blog & follow if you want;         http://korratulations.tumblr.com/  
• Update: So I’m also offering an old DS lite to a 2nd winner and if you turn it down I will just randomize it till someone wants it
  

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